MOMENTS I'M NOT EXACTLY PROUD OF....

Yes folks, I'm far from perfect. You heard it hear first.

Just in case there is a shred of doubt in anyones mind I have chosen to share with you; the non-existent readers of this journal, some of the not-so-finer moments of my life....

I received a text message last evening from an old friend, it read;

"R.I.P. John Fogerty, Nov 07 - May 08".

I was sort of shocked. Not so much by the death of John Fogerty but from the text message itself. I was at work where it is quiet and the text message alarm was REALLY loud when it "went off", it startled me.

Instantly I fired of a round of forwards to fellow Creedence fans, in order that they may begin their mourning post-haste. Moments later it occurred to me that something was amiss within the initial message.

The date.

Was it a typo? Must be. Like; he meant to say, "R.I.P. John Fogerty, Nov 47 - May 08". No folks, no. It was nothing like that what-so-ever.

I called the sender of said message and inquired as to the order of, "what the fuck"? At which point my chum gladly reminded me of the fact that he and his lady were once proud owners of a Splendid Goldfish, known to the oxygen breathing world as one "John Fogerty".

So yeah, I had to make a few embarrassing phone calls and apologize for the false alarm and reassure folks that "The Foge" is still indeed; "choogling", ( whatever that means),.


Moments I'm not exactly proud of folks.